what a silly question

Somebuddyaskedmetheotherday why I write more than one post a day about more than one thing. Um. Really? Would you rather my posts were one long run on sentence about the various things going on in my life/head? Would you be able to keep up with that?

I have to filter things before they go onto the page, see, and organize the jumbled mess that clutters up my pretty brain. Otherwise you would think I was alittlebitcrazy. And maybe I am... But either way, I have to pretend not to be don't I?

Capiche?

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Where was I?
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...Yesterday I picked up Scotland's ring on my lunch break. It is lovely, and the loveliest thing about it is that my ring slides right through it. That's right, my future husband has big hands...and you know what that means... *chuckle*...

Wait, what does that mean?

Anywhosal, when I got home from work he was sooooo excited (because he knew I had it) and he wanted to see it right away. I firmly told him he needed to finish his dinner first (See?!?!? I am going to be a great mom, right!?!?!?) and then he went to look for some dessert in the pantry and BAM there it was!

Yeah, he likes it. And even though it is against the rules, I let him wear it last night. We went to the grocery store and on the way he said "Wait do you have your ring?" Yup. "Oh ok, I just didn't want to go to the store and have somebody see me with my ring and wonder what that married man is doing with that girl." Check.

The girl at great harvest knows my name now...so I am pretty much famous, right? She said "Weren't you in here yesterday?" and she gave me a free loaf of bread (because I had a coupon for a free loaf) and then she gave me another free loaf (I'm lying) just because I was cool (no I'm not lying! she really did.) so that makes me famous and cool and receiving free stuff because of it!

Put that in your cap and call it macaroni!

And today I am going to Sam's club to get stuff for the wedding and everyone knows people that shop at sams club are inherently cool. and YES I had to spell check inherently. inherantly. inherintly. Incoherently cool I say...

Fugettaboutttitttt......

AAAAANNNNNDDDD I went tanning and totally pinkified myself after ten minutes. ten minutes in their lowest intensity bed. So I must rock, right?

Scotland and I are so awesome that we took an impromptu trip on Wednesday and returned on Thursday! That is the middle of the week people!!!! Nobody but nobody takes trips in the middle of the week!!!! ONLY FAMOUS COOL PEOPLE TAKE TRIPS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WEEK!!!!

Savvy?

So in this post we have established (once again) how famous and cool I am and what a great mother I would make and how Scotland has big hands.... wait I can't remember whatelseIwasgoingtosay....

This is why we filter. Catch up people! For the love!







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