Today when I got on the scale, a frown crossed my face. I don't like it when those numbers go up. So I decided with resolve (not the carpet cleaner) that I would have a cleansing day and just drink crystal light lemonade and water to flush out my system and give me a fresh start. That was approximately 5 hours ago. My cleansing day ended 1 hour ago when I succumbed to the Amish Friendship Bread in the break room and the oreo cookies stashed in my desk. Yum. So glad the cleansing day was so short. No wonder those numbers are going up.
Does anyone want some Amish Bread Starters? I will have some in nine days...
Whoever thought that it was no big deal to wait ten days for bread was an idiot. Those Amish, Oy Veh! (and now I am jewish) No buttons or zippers or microwaves. And now you have to wait ten days for some bread. I'm surprised they aren't extinct. I am also surprised they have any friends since they have to wait ten days before they can give any bread to them. (their friends, not the jewish,) geez louise...(unless of course they have jewish friends, which is entirely possible) what nonsense.
Huh. Back to the oreos.
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