Sorry to interrupt....

Fifty million things on my mind. Right. Now.

A list.

1. Work. Crazy, mad, bizarre work. Where no one ever comes into my office unless it is to heap buckets o' problems on me. Buckets my friend. Bucketssssss. Buckets that make the last ten days the very longest set of ten days in the history of ten day sets. Whatever that may be.

2. Scotland. Crazy, cute, cr (ok I can't think of another c adjective) Scotland. Love of my life. Whipping up the most insane ideas ever. His brain works so much faster than mine. Or rather I should have said his brain works. Period. End of sentence. Scotland, who keeps me up till all hours of the night with his ideas and thoughts and who knows what else. But no funny business. Because we are not trying to have a baby. Got it? Got it?

3. The movie Babes in Toyland. Annette whats her bucket in all of her fluffy brown hair goodness. It was on VHS back in the good old days when you could tape the free Disney channel preview movies. Yes kiddies, tape, not the sticky kind, this was like cds but better! Babes in Toyland was every nursery rhyme you had ever heard rolled into one musical comedic genius movie.

4. Blueberry pancakes. Which always make me think of camping, whether I am camping or just pretending to camp. In my living room. With blankets for tents. . . Wait, what was I talking about? OH PANCAKES! Drizzly maple syrup. Swirly melting butter. ***Pardon me while I wipe the drool off my keyboard.

5. Comfy chenille socks. Pink and purple stripped. Warm little tootsies. Cute, but certainly not as cute as widdle biddy bwaby swocks....Socks for tiny, perfect little toes, attached to adorably scrunchy feet, atop fat little legs! I can feel my ovaries are doing back flips as we speak...I have no idea how I got to thisplace.

And now, back to your regularly scheduled lives.....

Forever residing in the land of maturity,
~K~