My sister's (supposedly) ex-boyfriend wrote on her car with that winshield chalk stuff that her mustang was for sale for like 1200 or something. She got lots of phone calls on that one. So she turned around and posted a car for sale on craigslist with his number to call. I wonder if he ever found the listing and flagged it?
Sometimes I play hide and seek with my brother. Yeah he is 19. But sometimes he doesn't know we are playing so you can't hold that against him. I like to punk him.
Mo is the king of selling anything he has on craigslist. Humph. Let me rephrase that. Mo is the king of selling anything anyone has that he can get his alien long fingered hands on, on craigslist. So sometimes I go looking around for listings that belong to him. And when I find one that looks like it might be him (but I really have to guess cause he doesn't always list his name otherwise I would just search for that) then I call him from my work number so he doesn't recognize that it is me. And we go through a whole conversation about whatever it is he is selling and I don't even disguise my voice and he doesn't even figure it out. And then he goes about his life wondering about that woman that called about the fish tank and then said she needed to ask her mother.
And whenever I get off the phone with him, I burst into peals of laughter and congratulate myself on how easily I punk him. Over and over again.
Although, is it still considered a punking if the intended victim doesn't know it is a punk? And is punking a verb? It is now!
Post Script: Last night after I informed my Scotland of my punking of the punk, he laughed really hard and then decided to call Mo. He asked if Mo was still selling the fishtank and then said he needed to go ask his mother, and Mo laughed pretty hard, and stated that my phone call was the most awkward conversation ehhvvaahh. and said he was pretty weirded out that a woman who sounded 30 or 40 years old needed to go ask her mother. Mwahahahaha! And then I told him he deserved it for thinking I was 30 or 40.
I am 27 thank you.
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