Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Traumatophobia

Medical Dictionary Main Entry: trau·ma·to·pho·bia

Pronunciation: "tro-maat-aa-'fO-bE-aa"

"traumatophobia: noun: excessive or disabling fear of physical injury usually resulting from experiences in hunting with one or more overconfident individuals operating vehicles in an unsafe manner."

Huh. Yeah that fits...

Makes me think of sliding backwards at 25 mph down a snowy backcountry hill with your so called "4 wheel drive truck" with your so called "snow tires". Toward a tree.

Also makes me think of five minutes before that happened when I suggested chaining up those so called "snow tires" and was laughed at.

Medical Dictionary Main Entry: accu·satri·bardo·pho·bia


Pronunciation: Akü-sAt-r@-bar-do-'fO-bE-aa"


"accusatribardophobia: noun: excessive or disabling fear of being told you are incompetent by a woman typically used in reference to one who has numerous experiences with faulty decision making in unsafe situations."

Huh. Yeah that sounds about right too...

*giggle*

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